my dream (its a doozy)

so the dream starts out and im hanging out with my friend eric and we are at his college (WSU washinton state university) and we decied to go to japan. luckily for us just the other side of campus IS japan but you have to take a subway. no big deal so we go to our local hotdog fastfood place (which doesnt exist) and we buy tickets for the subway but we have to buy hot dogs too and the guy mischarges me and gives me 3 dollars when he owed me 8. right. so we have some time to kill so we decied to meander around and we stroll down to the theater where there is some performance going on. lose my friend eric or and run into my other buddy luke (whom i havent seen in about 5 years) he has a tattoo on his index finger and his pointer that when he puts them together it looks like two dice. "that is amazing" i say. some kid then walks up to luke and asks him FOR his tattoo. luke gets mildly miffed makes fun of the kid and sends him on his way packing. then i suddenly decied to take a different route to whatever im seeing and i go down this walkway with eric who is suddenly back we there for about two mins and hang out with my girlfriend who is at the college then we realize we are about to miss our subway to japan! OH NOES. so we hightail it outa there and on our way back up the ramps we runinto what looks like the band. me and eric then have a discussion about how the band sucks and the band over hears us but doesnt care and is cool about it and then invites us back to the show and then they leave. "whatever" eric says and i mention sarcastically "but hey now we 'know' someone in the band" we then run up the stairs and across a field eric takes the really long route (on the road) and i take a shorter route straight across the field. he somehow kicks my ass and makes it to japan while im still running the distance across the field. so im on my way trying to find how to get to the subway again cause i dont go to the college so i dont really know the area that well. this is also when i find out the guy at the hotdog stand overcharged me (i looked at the reciept). so i run into some japanese pop singer idol who doesnt want to hang out with her agent and decieds that im going to show her how to get to the subway. she grabs my hand and proceeds to SHOW me the way to where she wants to go which is back to japan and i figure hey thats where im going to so ill just follow. as we are running through the subway i over see a cooking show. now remember this is a dream so my perspective is instantly lost on me and the dream becomes squarely about this cooking show. there are three cooks who are all wearing masks and they are cooking "with STYLE" as they put it. and they have a huge audience. my dream changes again and its following some big fat italian guy who is running for his life and he runs through a curtain. then the dream switches back to the cooks. and they say "lets see whats behind DOOR number 1!" the curtain opens and the fat italian guy is laying there hogtied "OH NO A MURDERER" someone screams and three cops open fire instantly killing the man. the chefs then walk up to the man and each of them pulls out a pistol with three barrels "FOR (someone)" they say and they aim down but shoot infront of him. FLASH everything suddenly goes black in my dream. then it appears to have more of a film look (like im watching a film i should say) infact i remember asking someone while my dream was going on "who is that actor damnit i cant remember his name" (i think the actor was Cary Elwes). so these three chefs with there masks are all sitting around this "dead" guy who isnt dead any longer but looks really scared. the masks have taken on this very sinister look and the chefs are making threatening comments. then they say something about how they should "put on their real faces/masks" or something and FLASH everything goes black again. it opens up on one of them with an INCREDIBLY SMALL FACE but with all the skin missing on his face and he is getting a see mask made out of small leather straps that criss cross his face the other chefs then put on very similar masks their faces also have no skin and are very smooth (like the smooth muscle was showing). then then pull out a whipping bowl which has a "white liquidy" substance in it and they start to pour it on the guy. they make a quick joke about how its there special "sauce" (EW) and then they all start laughing.


and then i woke up. WHAT THE FUCK IS A DREAM LIKE THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!!